All posts by John Young
Nuclear Fear
If you had asked me what I thought about Nuclear energy In 2003 I would probably have muttered something about Chernobyl and wondered off to eat a double decker (the chocolate bar, not a big bus as that would be …
Born Offside #13 – Mourinho: Enemy of the State
Another week passes and the world of football has treated us to some more magic. At the weekend we saw the firm-of-mind and staunch-of-heart Arsenal fall apart like
Born Offside #12 – The Alternative Team of the Year
So far we have had a one trick pony as Player of the Year (Bale), a potentially incredibly annoying teenager as Young Player (Wilshere) and then to
Born Offside Emergency Edition – PFA Player of the year
Normally this award passes me by without too much notice. It happens so early in the year that it cant really be viewed as a yardstick to measure
Born Offside #11 – Anus Clenching Season
So we canter merrily along towards the end of the season with everything still to play for, as the cliche goes. The Premier League is still (just about)
Born Offside #10 – Stop Swearing
So Mr Rooney has been banned for 2 games for swearing into a Sky camera after completing his hat trick against West Ham. Can open.... worms everywhere. As
Born Offside #9 – Wembley? Bollocks more like
There is something very wrong about the FA Cup semi-finals being contested at Wembley. Quite apart from the shine being taken off the final, it seems nonsensical to
Born Offside #8 – Platini is a weasel
The world has been in a major state of flux for the past few weeks. Earthquakes, radioactive fallout, more war zones developing by the minute and all of
Born Offside #7 – International Football is POO
Last week I highlighted the fact that European football is poo, this week International football is POO. International football is dead. I think that ever since Sven Goran Eriksson
Born Offside #6 – European Football is Poo
I don’t really like the champion’s league and I bloody hate the Europa League of second rate challenge cup shield. I might be a bit old school but











