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The Prime Minister, David Cameron, placed the receiver of his telephone back on its cradle and rubbed his hands through his dark hair. He sighed to himself and

I, in case you didn’t know, am a man. I have facial hair, short finger nails and I thoroughly enjoy scratching my bits (or so the wife says).

The morning of the 2012 Budget and David Cameron suddenly awoke in the bedroom of 10 Downing Street in a cold sweat. He sat up in bed then

Polls are funny things; polls about films are even funnier things. Everyone has an opinion on everything, and nowhere is this more evident than polls asking for votes

Every morning on the bus to work I, like many of my fellow miserable commuters, read the free Metro newspaper happy in the knowledge that its cheery banality

So you've been laid up for days clutching your hot water bottle. Moaning to anyone who'll listen about the cramps, that you just can't take it. And up

Everywhere you look these days there are programmes about Zombies. They are all over your tele-box, there are countless films about them and there are even books and

The flag has been raised, the gun has fired and the horn has blown. The race has begun to elect the next President of the United States and

If you had asked me what I thought about Nuclear energy In 2003 I would probably have muttered something about Chernobyl and wondered off to eat a double