Have you ever been sat down thinking, maybe over a cup of tea and a custard cream, and thought to yourself “I love Star Wars, how can I show my love for it in a super-cool, fashionable way?”
Or maybe you have thought “Chicks really dig me, but sometimes I just want to be by myself. How can I systematically make myself repellant to women?”
Or perhaps you’ve thought “I have a really stupid face. Whats the best way I can hide it whilst looking like the most ultimate of all geeks?”
Well have no fear my friends, as I am about to answer all of your fears with these little beauties. Star Wars, full face covering hoodies!!!!
R2-D2
Get practicing your beep-bop-booping and your side-to-side wobbling, because you’ll need it with this little doozy…
Storm Trooper
Get your Imperial swerve on with this outstanding Storm Trooper hoodie! Tell all your friends ‘they aren’t the droids you were looking for’ and perhaps fire a laser from a distance of 3 feet but miss EVERYTHING.
Boba Fett
You can also be the super-space assassin with the least lines in any film ever with this amazing Boba Fett full frontal.
Chewbacca
If you ever seen the Star Wars films, you’ve attempt to do the Chewbacca ‘roar’ at least once. Granted, you sounded more like a paraplegic hippo than an 8ft war-beast, but it was a good effort.
Darth Vader
The main man himself, the dark lord, the chosen one, the baddest man in the solar system, Darth Vader is also represented with his own fashion garment. You’ll be telling people that ‘you are they’re father’ in no time, so probably not best to be worn outside an orphanage.
So there you have it my friends, the ultimate in uber-geek fashion. Wear one of these bad-boys and you’ll be a the pinnacle of fashion at next years Comic-con or some other geekdom convention.
Images from Geekologie