Name: John Young
Age: 34
Occupation: National account manager for a food ingredients business
What celebrity would you invite to your birthday party? Jesper Olsen
Who is the last celebrity you’d invite? Andie Mcdowell
If you could have any TV box set, what programme would it be? Ben and Hollys little Kingdom. Hours of silence and tranquillity would ensue
What was the last item of clothing you bought? A tiara encrusted with 300 diamonds and 11 Ruby’s
Any nicknames and why? Johnny Red nose. Due to my love of babycham and Brandy cocktails.
One website you always check (apart from DailyWaffle.co.uk): 7cantonas.com it boasts some of the most talented and aesthetically pleasing writers the world has ever been treated to.
What’s your signature dish if cooking? Jambalaya.
Who is your role model and why? Jesper Olsen. I always ask myself in tricky situations What would Jesper do? In later years it was stolen as a prompt to the soul and bastardised into “what would jesus do” by religous militants. Why? Why not more like.
What do you do to relax? Play lego.
If money was no object and you could buy one thing, what would it be and why? A mini bus, my middle son has always wanted one. Preferably yellow with blue flowers on, a la Edie Mcredie from Balamory.
What do you enjoy most about writing? The horror and panic that it causes you when you realise you have to try and make my articles into socially accpetable work.
An interesting fact about yourself: My Grandmother invented tracing paper.