Super Injunction Breaker

Hello everyone.  I am now going to shock you all and provide the Daily Waffle with a world-wide scoop as I break a Super Injunction.  The following story may shock you all so those of a nervous disposition are advised to stop reading now.

It appears that (CENSORED) had had an (CENSORED) with (CENSORED).  This (CENSORED) means (CENSORED) and (CENSORED).  It has been going on for (CENSORED) (CENSORED) (CENSORED) and also (CENSORED) (CENSORED), (CENSORED), (CENSORED) and (CENSORED).

Obviously (CENSORED) are (CENSORED) (CENSORED) so it is with a heavy heart that I broke this (CENSORED) as (CENSORED) are very (CENSORED).

The use of (CENSORED) in this (CENSORED) means (CENSORED) and a lot of (CENSORED) with be feeling quite nauseous but (CENSORED) (CENSORED) (CENSORED).

As I wrote at the beginning of the article this story is rather shocking but it needed to be told.  More revelations will follow in the next few (CENSORED).

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Satirist for Dailly Waffle and general pain in the backside. Office chap by day, Dad who is far too soft with his daughter by night. When not thinking about stuff to write I am thinking about what I should have to eat next. Heavily influenced by Peter Cook, Bill Hicks and Eddie Izzard.